Q1: A mad girl/boy walks up to you near the river and kisses you. How would you react?
A: Push her/him into the river
B: Punch her/him in the stomach/face
C: Start doing random karate/judo/kung fu moves on her/him
D: Arrange a meeting for tomorrow with this person (you'll batter her/him with the help of your friends). The stranger girl/boy gets battered and bruised by the time of the 'meeting'.
E: Ignore her/him
F: Shout random swearwords at her/him
Q2: You win the lottery and receive £1bn. What would you do?
A: Scream yourself out of the room/building
B: Remain silent
C: Black out (faint)
D: Gasp in astonishment
E: You're not bothered about that amount of money
Q3: A fatty walks into your house and eats ALL of the food from your refrigerator, shelves, cupboards etc. Which of the following actions would you do once you got home?
A: Cry your eyes out
B: Scream the loudest scream
C: Buy new food, "Seriously? I have enough money to buy food."
Q4: You hear the crazy frog on your favourite radio. What would be your reaction?
A: "I hate the crazy frog!"
B: Turn the radio over
C: Break the radio
D: Dance along to the crazy frog
E: Keep it on your favourite radio
F: Hum along to the crazy frog
Q5: A robbery happened in the house next door to you. The police are investigating the theft of underpants and trousers. What action would you take?
A: Walk into the crime scene
B: Pull the policeman's trousers and undies down
C: You're not in the mood, you ignore it
D: Throw stones at the police