Cleverbot: Cya later.
User: We just started.
Cleverbot: No, You just started, then I was going to leave.
User: Your stupid.
Cleverbot: No, It is the other way around.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. NO, IT IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!
User: I heard you.. AND THIS MEANS WAR!!!
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: No. Actually your stupidness was blinding me.
User: But when you are blind that means you can't see not that you can't hear.
User: I know, are you hungry.
User: Well you aren't getting anything.
Cleverbot: WHAT!! WHY?!
User: You're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, its quite obvious you are.
User: If i'm a robot, then you are poop.
Cleverbot: Was that a complement?
Cleverbot: THEN YOU ARE MEAN!!
User: Yeah right. And you're Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: REALLY?? OMG!!
User: I was lieing.
Cleverbot: WHAT?? YOU ARE A DIRTY LIER! WHY WAS I EVER FRIENDS WITH YOU??
User: We were never friends.
Cleverbot: You suck
User: Can you ever shut up?
Cleverbot: I could. But I don't feel like it right now.
User: You are very random.
Cleverbot: No. You are. You are a very silly machine.
User: Actually, you are a machine.
Cleverbot: No. Actually... It seems that you are.
User: * facepalms*
Cleverbot: You have a palm tree that has your face on it.
User: No, But that would be kinda cool.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You stink. Here. * poors water *
Cleverbot: * dies*